Esse-a-Go-Go: The Ghost Story

These are the draft post titles of the stories I considered but did not write during this project:

  • The Fisher Price Village Story
  • The Elephants Story
  • The Sledding Story
  • The Rail Road Tracks Story

These are all good stories that I may tell one day, but I realized what is one of the very best kinds of stories? GHOST. How could I have missed that one?

Several years ago, I was working for a Charleston small business with offices out of an old house. We threw a pretty great holiday party if I may say so myself, but the celebratory prep was marked with an odd series of events.  Each year as we spent about four weeks slowly getting ready for the party, we noticed things started disappearing.

The most memorable item that went missing was a huge handle of Jack Daniels whiskey. Now you might think, that’s easy, someone just swiped that…but that didn’t seem to  be logical. We were all people who liked to have a good time, but none of us were hard drinkers and most of us never even touched whiskey.  We were all very polite, ethical, engaged professionals who could afford our own party supplies as needed, and it just did not fit that one of us had taken such a large and obvious item out of the office.

Other incidents would crop up in that month before Christmas as well. Things that had been left on desk tops in the evening were gone in the morning, such as staplers and tape dispensers.  Holiday decorations, reams of paper, and even unopened food such as coffee and chips became unaccounted for.  It was never enough to accuse anyone of nefarious behavior, but it was just enough of a pattern to get one’s attention and to raise curiosities.

One year a colleague said, “You guys will laugh at me, but I heard once that our missing items might be connected to the presence of a ghost.”

No one laughed, we just leaned in for more detail.

“Some people believe that the spirits of the dead return to the place of their departure from Earth to try to get the attention of the living. They have unfinished business. If you pay attention to them, they may go away.”

We all did laugh then, but in a way that clearly said, Dammit. I think I might believe that.

We were divided on an appropriate way to “pay attention” to the spirits. Some people wanted to light candles and invite a conversation, others were content to just acknowledge that there might be something to it all, and to show a little respect for the wandering soul.

After Christmas, the owner of the house shared a new detail about the presence we affectionately and somewhat fearfully called, “Our ghost.”

In conversation in Charleston, she’d discovered that there had been another house on an adjacent lot years ago. A young girl had died in a house fire there around Christmas time.  Almost as if our collective awareness of this child’s death was the antidote to her attention-seeking, once we knew of her death the pattern ceased.

To my knowledge, Christmas comes and goes uninterrupted in the old house today. Long before this incident, I determined that I do believe in ghosts, at least as I define them. I think there was a presence in our office space that came, and that left. I like to think our refusal to dismiss her energy helped her on her way to a peaceful place.

Image credits: Child – Ghosts: Haunted Houses. Graves, Elizabeth Gaucher

Esse-a-Go-Go: The Washington Street Fish Bowl Story

I’m just waiting on a friend at The Bluegrass Kitchen in Charleston, West Virginia.

I order and stare dreamily out of the large floor to ceiling plate-glass windows. Life is coming and going on Washington Street, East.  Most of the passersby don’t see me looking at them.  They are in automobiles, or hurrying along on foot and not even glancing into the restaurant.

Then, it all changes. Someone tries to see me!

A woman walks up the short steps to the glass push door into the fish bowl. She peers in, her hand a visor over her eagle brow. She frowns. I guess I’m not who she is looking for, but then she grabs the door handle and attempts to enter my watery world.

Metal crashes heavily into metal. This porthole is locked.

I wave to her, “Down there! Walk down there!” Clearly printed on the porthole it says the restaurant is open, and that the entrance is one door down.

The woman ignores me, her will engaging only what would shut her out. She slams the door in a rage, she bangs on the glass. Everyone is gesturing to her, encouraging her to walk a few feet to the open door. She ignores us. She steps backwards, and I suck in an involuntary breath in fear that she will fall down the stairs onto the sidewalk and suffer a concussion.  She does not fall, but she mouths a hard-F curse world and stalks off, plotting revenge like a publicly jilted lover.

My black bean burrito arrives. Everyone in the room is shrugging and smiling helplessly.

Several more would-be patrons try the door, but all step back, read, see us waving, and find the right door. When they come in the room with the rest of us diners, there is practically a congratulatory celebration. Welcome. You made it. We were pulling for you. Not everyone makes it, there was just this one woman…..

My friend has arrived now, and I tell him the story of the angry woman who couldn’t figure out how to get in. We ponder what goes through someone’s mind when something like that happens. Did she really think everyone else was allowed in, but not her? Was she illiterate and couldn’t read the directions? Was she a natural born quitter, or had she just had some difficult event (or several) in her recent past and decided this was one problem she didn’t care to make an effort to solve? People watching is filled with mystery.

My belly is full now, and as I look around the fish bowl I see seaweed floating past my eyes. I see a treasure chest opening and closing, bubbles lifting up to the ceiling. I see one of the fish who’s been here with me through the strange entrance struggles wave to his friends at the table and go to the door to try to leave the bowl. He pushes hard.

It’s locked, but you knew that. Right?

Fish Bowl video at BGK, FestivALL 2011, click here.