Sportin’ the Bad Idea Jeans

The late, great Phil Hartman talks Bad Idea Jeans.

The “Bad Idea Jeans” skit from Saturday Night Live lingers with one of the most useful lines in popular culture.  Check out the skit here on Hulu: the very young Mike Myers is a wonderful trip down memory lane (depending on your age, of course).  Every time I think its utility is past, I find a new opportunity to use the concept.  The skit is great because it’s not so much about making the wrong decision as about making a decision that is simply A Bad Idea.

As each of lines in the SNL skit demonstrate, A Bad Idea seems to pivot on throwing caution to the wind and not thinking through the potentially extensive, permanent, and disastrous consequences of the decision.  There is a short-term burst of bravado coupled with thoughts only of the action itself, and no concern with what happens next.

The Governor of West Virginia is wearing his Bad Idea Jeans this morning.  It is anticipated that he will announce plans to sue the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) over tightening permitting procedures considered by the mining industry to hamper its ability to make as much money as possible.  The more coal that comes out the ground, the more severance tax dollars that can be collected, and therefore the greater the amounts of money that flow into the state’s bank accounts to support state government.

What you will hear about is jobs.  You will hear that permitting is hurting job creation and retention for good, hardworking West Virginians.  Whether or not these are the jobs we should be creating and retaining is a matter of debate, though my heart goes out to miners right now.  They are caught as pawns in an intense and serious conflict about the future of West Virginia and the viability of the state from environmental, governmental, and cultural perspectives.

By even considering suing the federal government — and of all things the agency tasked with protecting clean air and clean water — the governor looks desperate.  It’s short-term thinking at best, and seems to be an obvious attempt to ratchet up his chances at defeating a more conservative political opponent for the U.S. Senate seat left vacant by Robert C. Byrd:

Republican John Raese, who is running against Manchin for the U.S. Senate seat held for decades by Robert C. Byrd, has alleged that Manchin has not shown enough support for the mining industry and would not stand up to President Obama on coal-related issues.

Someone considered “in the know” told me once he thought the governor was a smart man, but that he had an unfortunate tendency to be swayed by the last person he spoke to about an issue.  If that is true, he needs to start having his “last conversations” with people other than political hacks worried about their own necks and people on the coal industry’s payroll.  Which, come to think of it, would mean shutting out his own administration entirely, as we have already established that coal supports state government to an incredible degree.  I might need a time out to recover from the whiplash.

While it’s not rock bottom by any stretch around here, this is West Virginia politics at its most disappointing.  No vision, no plan, just ego and distraction.  And some really ugly jeans.

Proving It – The Soul of Science

A major personal challenge I’ve encountered in the past decade is the pressure to support the idea that positive thinking, or the “right” thinking, will create a person’s reality.  Any skepticism or even gentle questioning of true believers usually leads to vehement assertions that I just don’t want to be happy, or a winner (that’s a whole different post unto itself), or that I’m afraid to be successful (as if there is one way). 

The thing is, these assertions are often followed with opportunities to pay money to a cult figure via DVDs or books or speaking fees to become a happy, successful, wealthy winner.

The whole dynamic frustrates me to no end, but I usually don’t actually care enough to argue about it.  I also don’t argue because I don’t really know what to say beyond, “I disagree.”  But last week’s NYT essay Fight ‘The Power’ has freed me from my hesitancy. The essay breaks down the actual science behind why the human mind is so susceptible to believing that our thoughts control our reality. At last, even if I have to just read it to myself, I have in black and white why I can’t support books like The Secret and The Power.  I’m simply too much of a scientist in my soul.

Christopher Chabris is a psychology professor at Union College. Daniel Simons is a psychology professor at the University of Illinois.  Chabris and Simons, authors of the Fight ‘The Power’ essay, warn, “Whenever you hear someone appeal to impenetrable physics to explain the workings of the mind, run away — we already have disciplines called ‘psychology’ and ‘neuroscience’ to deal with those questions.”  They go on to explain what they see as the fundamental hook of the pseudoscience behind some of the most popular publications that use this line of thinking:

The message of “The Power” and “The Secret” might best be understood as an advanced meme — a sort of intellectual virus — whose structure has evolved throughout history to optimally exploit a suite of weaknesses in the design of the human mind.

It does seem that we are not too hard to fool, we humans; and a fool and his money are soon parted.  We tend to do things like assume sequential events are cause-and-effect; to think that the more people who say something the more likely it is to be true; and to assume we understand things that when pressed we can’t explain in even the simplest terms.   There is also a human susceptibility to voices of “authority” and what is called the “illusion of potential.”  Who doesn’t want to believe we could all do and have anything at any time, that we are just holding ourselves back?

All of this said, it is fine line for me to explain that ultimately I do think it is important to manage what one runs through his or her mind.  It’s not that I think we are creating “particles” of energy that are shaping the universe — poppycock.  I do think, however, that how things seem on a day-to-day basis has value that is real beyond what may actually be scientifically demonstrable.  I remember specifically talking with a physician once about symptoms that were bothering me from a chronic health condition.  I asked about a medicine and he said, “That won’t fix the underlying problem.  It will just make you feel better.”  Right, Dr. Genius. That is why I’m here, to feel better.  If I can’t get better, feeling better is an excellent second choice.  Feeling better is its own kind of reality.

It is important to keep what one thinks and believes about managing life as something that ultimately belongs to the individual.  In the movie Contact (based on Carl Sagan’s novel of the same name), Ellie (Jodie Foster) and Palmer (Matthew McConaughey) represent the ongoing debates of science and religion.  Ellie simply cannot comprehend Palmer’s way of thinking, with its relative nonchalance toward the hard proofs of science.  He is dialed in to a spiritual approach to life that is sometimes compatible with science but entirely independent of it.  Ellie likes Palmer, and does her best to not disrespect him in their conversations, but she finally conveys to him that she thinks he’s just not using his mind.

Palmer asks her one question.  “Did you love your father?”

“Wh….What?” Ellie responds, stunned and knocked off guard.

“Did you love your father?  Yes or no?”

“Yes,” she says softly.  “Very much.”

Palmer has one request.  “Prove it.”

Probably there will always be things that science can’t explain, and I would venture to say most of those things involve bursts of human greatness more than our frailties.  The sins, the crimes, the failures – these seem graph-able and biologically understandable.  But what of the redemptions, the victories, the forgiveness and yes the love that make no sense around the dinner table, much less the laboratory?

I’m just a scientist in my soul.  I can’t prove any of this.  But because I truly believe it, I will wake up tomorrow and be someone who does things that make the world a better place, and that is reality.

Photo credit: Warping History: Analytical Methods in Historical Cartography