Call and Answer

On an icy night this week I pulled into my driveway, exhausted, with an angry toddler in the backseat.  My child was what my brother-in-law calls “strippin’ mad” — that state of fury where very young children just start tearing off their clothes, throwing things, and running.

As I sat in the front seat trying to compose my own tumultuous mind, what to my wondering eyes should appear but the shape of my husband hurrying down the sidewalk to help.  I almost wept with relief.

He quickly opened the back seat and said, “Don’t worry, I’ve got her.”  “OK,” I said, “But be careful, she doesn’t have any shoes on.  You can’t put her down.”  He gave me a curious look and said, “I see.  It’s fine.  Come in the house.”

I gathered my last-minute shopping bags, purse, diaper bag, and what was left of my sanity and struggled out of the car and up the snowy walk behind my family.

It was then that I saw the footprints.

Merry Christmas to all, and may each of you find and offer selfless love, this season and throughout the year.

Friday Night Light-Emitting Diods

After becoming aware that Santa Claus is supposed to show up at our house next month with an erupting volcano, I started to get nervous. 

The dinosaurs arrived last week, and the idea that they would have actual flowing lava to juice them up even more than they already were was unnerving.  They started making a lot of demands the previous weekend, and I found a package of raw hamburger meat dragged out of the refrigerator and strewn about the floor two days ago.  T Rex was all like, “Don’t look at me,” and I was like, “I am SO looking at you.  Who else?” 

He tried to pin it on the velociraptors but they ran out of the room.

Then like a gift from some kind of Jurassic Jehovah, the Discovery Kids Animated Volcano Lamp (complete with lava beads and colored LEDs, thank you)  appeared before my eyes last night at Rite Aid – and not a moment too soon.  At only $9.99 it’s contained, it’s quiet, and the lizards are all about it.

I love it when a plan comes together.